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Poop bags,but make themPop.

Every other bag on the shelf is a sad green rectangle with trust issues. Ours get a new print every month, on a bag that's extra-thick, leak-proof and easy to tie at 6 a.m. with one eye open.

  • 15-micron thick
  • Leak-proof
  • Fits any dispenser
  • Easy-tie handles
A happy corgi next to Deuce Bags rolls in teal, coral and yellow, printed with dog faces and lightning bolts, beside a yellow star-shaped dispenser

Four boxes in the first drop

Here's what's launching, at launch prices. Waitlist members get 10% off their first box.

Teal Core Box printed with dog faces, stars and lightning bolts, with two matching rolls

The everyday one

The Core Box

300 bags in 20 rolls

Choose Good Boys, Checkerboard Club or the Snark Pack. Same overbuilt bag, different personality.

$14.995.0¢ a bag

Orange Drop Box covered in white ghosts, shown in the Boo Crew print, with a matching roll

This month's print

The Drop Box

120 bags in 8 rolls

A limited print that changes every month. When it sells out, it's retired for good.

$9.998.3¢ a bag

Flat lay of printed bags in teal, yellow and coral with a star-shaped dispenser and leash

The gift

Starter Bundle

Star dispenser, 60 bags, leash clip

Everything a new dog owner needs to pick up in style. The dispenser does the talking.

$16.99Dispenser included

Large lavender Yard Boss box with a subtle star-and-paw print and a jumbo roll

Best price per bag

Yard Boss Jumbo

600 bags, 13 × 18 in

A bigger bag in a quiet star-and-paw print, for multi-dog homes and serious yard duty.

$24.994.2¢ a bag

Join the waitlist

Free shipping on orders over $25. Subscribe and save 15% once subscriptions open at launch.

New prints drop like sneakers

Core prints stay. Seasonal drops, city editions and artist collabs come and go, and when a print sells out it's retired for good.

Six print designs: pink checkerboard, Chicago skyline, Halloween ghosts, garden bees, disco balls and dog faces

  • The Snark Pack

    A different deadpan one-liner on every bag. Collect all 40.

    Core

  • Good Boys

    Dog faces, stars and lightning bolts. Every dog is a good boy.

    Core

  • Checkerboard Club

    Retro pink-and-red checker. The one people photograph at the dog park.

    Core

  • Windy City

    The Chicago skyline in line art. New York is next.

    City edition

  • Boo Crew

    Glow-in-the-dark ghosts for October, then back to the grave.

    Seasonal

Every bag talks back

The Snark Pack prints a deadpan one-liner on every bag in the roll. You won't know which one you got until it's already in your hand. A few of the 40:

  • Another deposit for the Bank of Sidewalk.

    No. 01 of 40

  • Contents: one (1) regret.

    No. 07 of 40

  • Proudly carried. Zero eye contact made.

    No. 12 of 40

  • Duty calls. It always calls.

    No. 03 of 40

  • Landmine: disarmed.

    No. 21 of 40

  • Not a purse. Stop asking.

    No. 18 of 40

  • Handle with care. Or don't. It's already poop.

    No. 26 of 40

  • This bag has seen things.

    No. 33 of 40

Collect all 40. Trade duplicates at the dog park.

How the drop works

  1. Join the waitlist

    Leave your email. No card, no commitment.

  2. Get first dibs

    When the drop goes live, waitlist members get 24 hours of early access and 10% off their first box.

  3. Walk like you mean it

    The star dispenser clips to your leash and hangs in public twice a day. Expect questions.

Illustration of a person walking a happy corgi through a city park with a star-shaped dispenser on the leash

Fair questions, straight answers

When do they drop?

Soon. Waitlist members hear the date first and get 24 hours of early access before the drop opens to everyone else.

Are they actually strong? I've been burned before.

We know. Everyone has a story, and it always ends the same way: at the worst moment, in public. That's the whole brief. 15-micron film, a star-sealed bottom, and leak testing before a single box ships. The print is the fun part. The bag underneath is overbuilt on purpose.

Will they fit my dispenser?

Yes. They're a standard roll size, so they fit Earth Rated, Wild One and basically every leash dispenser out there. Our star dispenser takes standard rolls too, because lock-in is for software companies.

Will there be a subscription?

Yes. At launch you can subscribe, save 15% and get a box every 1–5 months. Pause, swap prints or cancel anytime. No guilt trip, no exit interview.

What happens when a print sells out?

It's gone. Prints retire permanently and the next one drops on the first of the month. Early access for waitlist members is how you never miss one.

Where can I buy them?

Right here, at launch. Indie pet stores come next. Join the waitlist and we'll tell you when a shop near you stocks us.

Drops sell out. The waitlist doesn't miss them.

First dibs on every print, 10% off your first box, and one email per drop. We're busy printing bags.